The Veterans in Our House

image4 The Veterans in Our House

OUR HOUSE was a finalist in the annual Best of the Best at FaithWriters a few years ago. It is my tribute to our veterans and a reminder what the place they should have in our minds and hearts. Men and women like Mr. Clark, who was real person who gave up much that we could have more.

 

“Come on in and sit a spell.”

I paused at the door of Mr. Clark’s pond house and willed away the expression of amusement I could feel trying to force its way through the very pores of my face. Truthfully, no one would have blamed me if I had entered laughing my head off. Clark’s house was a two room affair sitting on stilts in the middle of his little catfish pond. Steel cables ran at crazy angles from two sides of the cabin in opposite directions and were staked out in the fields beyond the water’s confines. It seems Clark hadn’t counted on the poles his house sat on shifting and the cables were his vain attempt to keep the place from tilting crazily one way or the other.

“Grab a chair,” the grizzled man muttered, “I’ll be with you in a minute.”

As I pulled up a lawn chair I knew instinctively this was one of those experiences I would write about one day and no one would believe. No one, that is, except those who were lucky enough to be allowed into Clark Dobb’s inner sanctum.

There he sat in his faded black Naugahyde recliner in nothing but his boxers and too worn t-shirt. He and the chair were fused into one lump of Mississippi August sweat making it hard to tell where furniture ended and man began. He never turned to welcome me. There were more important things at hand. Things like the cane pole he held extended out the window next to him and Saturday afternoon wrestling on an ancient Philco black-and-white two feet in front of him.

Between a two pound channel cat and the three hundred pound Masked Assassin he found time to share with me bits and pieces of his life experience, his suspicions about the “government”, and his ponderings on eternal mysteries. Clark was the son of share croppers, the great-grandson of a Civil War hero, and the great-great grandchild of Scottish Highlanders. What he owned had been gained through sheer determination, and the pain in his back was thanks to three years in the Pacific theater during World War II. And the wisdom he possessed … it was more surprising than anything else I experienced that day.

I discovered later that others in the community thought Clark to be a bit “touched”. After all, he owned hundreds of acres of prime timber land but you couldn’t tell by looking at him that he had more than two dollars to his name. Then there were his infamous projects: his failed attempt at raising a new super strain of South American worms, his short-lived excursion into the recording industry, and of course, his cockeyed pond house.

As I started to leave he set his pole down; “Could you do me a favor before you go?”

I smiled; “Sure thing.”

He pointed toward a faded flag that hung from the roof outside. “Could you take her down for me? It’s going to rain and I don’t let nothin’ desecrate her. I know that seems foolish but the old USA’s been good to me, and that’s the least I can do for her.”

The longer I lived in that community the more I realized one couldn’t judge Clark Dobb’s by his shabby exterior. For every dollar he had lost in some crazy venture I discovered he had given two to others in need.

Travelers passing by that pond house only saw a strange old man living amidst a hodge-podge of junk. But not me. I saw a living illustration of the country he fought for, put up with, and loved. A country of wonderfully insane contradictions. A place where we foolishly waste fortunes on South American worms while at the same time give even more to those who only dream of attempting something so bold. A place where the greatest of intentions are held in place by the slimmest of hopes. A place where a few are even willing to die to ensure others the right to ridicule those who died for them.

I guess travelers passing by our house see an eclectic accumulation of half-realized dreams, failed endeavors, and accidental successes. They see a house seemingly pulled in all directions at once. And perhaps some are even right when they say we are a bit touched. Even so, it’s our house and we still believe in the colors that hang from her eaves.

Mississippi Ghosts in Benghazi

image1 Mississippi Ghosts in BenghaziFar from the shores of the Mediterranean Sea and the sands of Benghazi the ghosts of men from the greatest generation who died in faraway places remind us of a different time. A time when famers, and barbers, and preachers, and former slaves believed in a land of the free and the home of the brave. A time when they trusted their sacrifice would not be taken lately nor their leaders play politics as their lifeless bodies were lowered to the both eloquent and haunting melody of Taps.

I speak of men like those who came from a little town by the curious name of D’Lo. Off the beaten path and hidden alongside the Strong River, it is doubtful many outside of central Mississippi have even heard of it. Yet there was a time when this tiny hamlet of less than 400 souls made national headlines and was featured in Life Magazine. What could have once brought such exposure to a place bypassed by MS State Hwy 49 and time? Thankfully, for the proud citizens of this town 30 miles south of the state capitol of Jackson it wasn’t a scandal but rather something so memorable, a monument is proudly preserved there to this day.

Legends abound as to how a town came to be called D’Lo in the first place. Some claim it is a remnant of some Native American designation for the area. Others, and with good cause, contend the little village’s name is not nearly so mysterious. The area if the lowest point between the city of Hattiesburg and Jackson and trains transporting lumber made their slowest going there as they proceeded north. As a result, so the story goes, engineers and locals simply came to title the place, “Damn Low.” The US Postal service would hear none of that and thus, D’Lo.

Located in the heart of millions of acres of prime timber at the turn of the 20thCentury it was inevitable that when the Finkbine Lumber Company built a million dollar sawmill there in 1916 the area was bound to boom. Within months numerous buildings, commercial and residential, popped up. It wasn’t quite a gold rush but close to it. At its peak, D’Lo was the largest town between Jackson and Hattiesburg and boasted two large YMCA buildings, a movie theater, a furniture store. ten grocery stores, three appliance dealers, a dry cleaner, ten gas stations, seven butcher markets, five cafes, three auto shops, a boat building and cabinet shop, a machine shop, a bank, three pharmacies, lighted basketball courts, professional basketball and baseball teams, and a newspaper.

There were numerous churches, a three story brick school building with well over 500 students and a modern three story hospital. Before the beginning of the Great Depression, the town’s population soared from a few hundred to 5,000 in less than ten years making it the second largest milling town in the entire Unites States.

But, like the boom towns of the Old West things couldn’t last. By 1930, most of the once seemingly endless miles of prime hardwood were gone; the mill closed down and by 1940 D’Lo was once again less than 500 souls and sure to be forgotten forever. The timber was gone as were those who came to profit from it.

That didn’t mean there weren’t still strong people there. Men who knew how to sacrifice much just so their families could eat. Women who sweated side by side with husbands and brothers when the crops had to be harvested whatever it took. And when the Japanese attacked Pearl Harbor and our nation called for action those men and women that time and fortune had left behind rose to the occasion.

Of the 400 official residents of D’Lo, 150 went off to war. Nearly 40% of its residents volunteered for service. By percentage, the nearly deserted mill town had sent more of its citizens off to war than any other town in America. And in the midst of those dark years when so many from D’Lo were fighting in places some couldn’t even spell, Life Magazine showed up. They had not been forgotten.

Life sent a reporter and a photographer to feature the little town that refused to die. The town that instead had sent so many of its sons to die in faraway places like New Guinea, and Iwo Jima and France. And others, like my cousin Roy Bridges, who returned with scars they would carry the rest of their lives.

The magazine dubbed it “the flightiness town in America” ensuring that, while D’Lo’s glory days might have passed it would not be forgotten. There are still a few of that last great generation who left D’Lo to fight in the War still living there. But like the great hardwoods that once graced the area they have fallen to time and age and soon will only live in the memories of those that follow them.

In spite of the passing of its heroes, what this little town did in our nation’s time of peril should always be remembered. It was a more selfless time when men rose to the occasion and volunteered to do what many now would not. But those men would want us to know there are still those who walk in their shoes. There are still men who grab a machine gun and fight to the last bullet to protect those they were sworn to protect.

And what of those who spend more time covering themselves than using their power to ensure such things never happen again? What of men who joke as the bodies of the fallen lie in state before grieving parents? I have a feeling those who died far away from their home in the piney woods of Simpson County Mississippi would shake their heads, wipe a tear from their eyes, and respond, “Damn Low.”

How to Become a Writer in Five Minutes or Less

image How to Become a Writer in Five Minutes or Less

STEVE MARTIN AND I are worlds apart in many ways. He is a multi-published bestselling author, playwright, world class banjo player, winner of multiple Emmy, Grammy, and American Comedy awards, and an avowed agnostic. I am none of these. I have, however, watched The Jerk and acted like one myself more than once so we do have that in common.

After all, who couldn’t relate to someone who had these lines in such a classic?

I know we’ve only known each other four weeks and three days, but to me it seems like nine weeks and five days. The first day seemed like a week and the second day seemed like five days. And the third day seemed like a week again and the fourth day seemed like eight days. And the fifth day you went to see your mother and that seemed just like a day, and then you came back and later on the sixth day, in the evening, when we saw each other, that started seeming like two days, so in the evening it seemed like two days spilling over into the next day and that started seeming like four days, so at the end of the sixth day on into the seventh day, it seemed like a total of five days. And the sixth day seemed like a week and a half. I have it written down, but I can show it to you tomorrow if you want to see it.

Though he has moved on from stand-up comedy to a variety of pursuits that range from bluegrass music to the collection of fine art, Martin retains his snarky wit when he talks about the art of writing. He would tell you, it’s easy to become a writer in five minutes are less. All it basically involves is something to write on, something to write with, and some words.That’s it.

For example, says the funny man, he finds it easy to write in his rose garden. “Each rose, “he says, “represents a story, so I’m never at a loss for what to type. I just look deep into the heart of the rose, read its story, and then write it down. I could be typing kjfiu joew.mv jiw and enjoy it as much as typing words that actually make sense, because I simply relish the movements of my fingers on the keys.”

Another suggestion he makes if one faces dreaded writer’s block is to borrow some words that have already worked for someone else:

The other trick I use when I have a momentary stoppage is virtually foolproof, and I’m happy to pass it along. Go to an already published novel and find a sentence that you absolutely adore. Copy it down in your manuscript. Usually, that sentence will lead you to another sentence, and pretty soon your own ideas will start to flow. If they don’t, copy down the next sentence in the novel. You can safely use up to three sentences of someone else’s work — unless you’re friends, then two. The odds of being found out are very slim, and even if you are there’s usually no jail time.

In all seriousness, some authors are so intent on ensuring they only write things that are new they never watch TV shows or read novels in their genre. They want to always be fresh and only write something no one else has. Good luck with that!

Kyle Callahanisn’t the first writer to suggest there are really only two plots for any story to be built upon: a stranger comes to town and a hero goes on a journey. Of course there are a million variations but in the end Solomon knew what he was talking about when he said there is nothing new under the sun. The trick is not to invent something no one else has ever said but rather to say it in such a way it resonates as though no one ever heard before.

Unlike Steve Martin, I have been hearing and embracing the greatest story ever told since I was a child. There is no way to count how many times I have heard that old, old story. You know, the one about how a Savior came from glory, how He gave His life on Calvary to save a wretch like me.

Even so, from time to time someone tells that story in such a way I know without a doubt it is their story. And when someone tells that story that way it resonates with me as though I’m hearing it for the first time.

Now apply that to everything you do, say, and write. The way to become a writer or anything else in five minutes or less is to say, write, and do what you truly believe in. What is truly you? What can you talk about, write about, or do that leaves no doubt it isn’t manufactured or bogus? Now take out the next blank page of your life and write something that resonates with those around you.

The Minimalist Guide to Success

image The Minimalist Guide to SuccessPicture in your mind the night Larry Bird scored 60 points against the Atlanta Hawks. It doesn’t matter if you are a sports fan or not to appreciate the story I am about to tell you. What will get your attention is this: I’m about to use Larry Legend as an illustration to teach all of us how to be a success in 10 simple steps.

Some of you may have zoned out the moment your saw the word “sports” or muttered (forgive them Lord) “Larry Who?” But 10 Simple Steps gets most of us every time. Here’s an exercise to prove it. Go to Amazon and type the phrase 10 Easy in quotes in the search box. Or since we want everything as instantly as possible just click this link. You’ll get the point.

Now back to the story. The Boston Celtics were playing in Atlanta before a sold out crowd that was predominantly composed of Celtic fans. Doc Rivers recounts that night as Bird put on a shooting clinic that left the fans, his team mates, and even his opponents in awe. All you have to do is watch this video clip to know how special that night was. After Bird’s last shot drained the net, several of the Atlanta players jumped up in celebration in spite of the fact they had just been schooled by the hick from French Lick.

So how did the man from Indiana who couldn’t run and couldn’t jump become one of the 5 best players in the history of professional basketball?

This is a blog post and everyone knows we internet types have the attention span of a gnat. The digital mind requires bullet points and callouts to grab our attention. Since I am a writer, and all of you are readers (evidenced by the fact you made it this far in this little object lesson) allow me to shift gears from basketball for a moment to writing. Just replace the word “write” in the following list with “practice basketball” and you’ll know the secret to Larry Bird’s success.

  1. Write.
  2. Write more.
  3. Write even more.
  4. Write even more than that.
  5. Write when you don’t want to.
  6. Write when you do.
  7. Write when you have something to say.
  8. Write when you don’t.
  9. Write every day.
  10. Keep writing.

In his autobiography, Larry Bird Drive, Bird explains how the habits he developed in high school stayed with him throughout his legendary career. Beginning in ninth grade, he spent every summer practicing. And when he was done, he practiced some more. One of the key elements of his summer regimen was that he did everything alone.

Having a shooting partner according to Bird, would often lead to distractions and thus getting less work put in. Because of this he always practiced alone. Later in his professional career he might have a ball boy present, but no communication would occur during these sessions, in order for the focus to entirely remain on practicing.

The point is this. There is a simple way to be successful but there are no easy steps. Whether you are a writer, a basketball player, a teacher, or a parent with the overwhelming responsibility of training up children in the way they should go, the way is simple but not easy. Whatever it is that needs to be done to become what you know you need to be:

  1. Do it.
  2. Do it more.
  3. Do it even more.
  4. Do it even more than that.
  5. Do it when you don’t want to.
  6. Do it when you do.
  7. Do it when you have something to say.
  8. Do it when you don’t.
  9. Do it every day.
  10. Keep on doing it.

Now that wasn’t so hard was it? How’s it working for me? Get back with me after the multitude of interruptions and occasional attacks of laziness that are bound to occur before this day is over and I’ll let you know.

Garbage Makes the Best Story Material of All

compost Garbage Makes the Best Story Material of AllNATALIE GOLDBERG in her fine book for writers, Writing Down the Bones: Freeing the Writer Within, reminds us of a truth that applies to far more than writing. Put simply, she reminds us that the garbage of our life makes some of the best story material of all.

Admittedly, one should be alert to Goldberg’s Zen leanings. Her frequent quotes of Buddhist sages and Zen masters leave no doubt where she looks for ultimate meaning. With that said, her following observation is one from which we could all gain:

We collect experiences, and from the decomposition of thrown-out eggshells, spinach leaves. Coffee grinds, and old steak bones of our minds come nitrogen, heat, and very fertile soil. Out of this fertile soil blooms our poems and stories. But this does not come all at once. It takes time. Continue to turn over and over the organic details of your life until some of them fall through the garbage of discursive thoughts to the solid ground of black soil.

Her point is that the best stories are not those born out of some writing conference class or book but rather out of life. And life isn’t neat or instant. Even if you haven’t experienced great tragedy or failure in your life there is still plenty of refuse: broken promises, unrealized dreams, and inner failings.

Paul Billheimer said it best in the title of his excellent devotional book – Don’t Waste Your Sorrows. Coming from a different spiritual perspective but to the same conclusion, Billheimer seeks to remind us that nothing in one’s life is worthless. The scraps of life can become the makings of rich compost. And it is that compost that makes for the richest story material.

The Apostle Paul put it this way:

We do not become discouraged (utterly spiritless, exhausted, and wearied out through fear). Though our outer man is [progressively] decaying and wasting away, yet our inner self is being [progressively] renewed day after day. For our light, momentary affliction (this slight distress of the passing hour) is ever more and more abundantly preparing and producing and achieving for us an everlasting weight of glory [beyond all measure, excessively surpassing all comparisons and all calculations, a vast and transcendent glory and blessedness never to cease!], Since we consider and look not to the things that are seen but to the things that are unseen; for the things that are visible are temporal (brief and fleeting), but the things that are invisible are deathless and everlasting. 2 Corinthians 4:16-18 (Amplified)

No matter how hard I try to avoid it, I keep seeing bits and pieces of myself in the characters of my stories. Be it fiction or non-fiction, the compost of my life keeps providing the best possible writing material. My joys, fears, successes, failures, hopes, and disappointments are all there in the characters, ideas, plots, and themes of what I write.

So what do you do with that compost pile of fragments of past experiences? Remember that every chance encounter, every failed relationship, every good and bad thing in your life need not go to waste. Given to the Master Gardner that refuse can become the stuff of which He writes a story of redemption, and hope, and purpose.

We may not all be writers but we all have a story. What is yours being written with?

One Veteran’s Last Trip

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I stood silently as my step-father walked around the LCVP just inside the main entrance of the New Orleans D-Day Museum. It had been a typically August dog day afternoon; oppressive to me and much worse for my 81 year old mother and her 84 year old husband. Here in the cool of the building, she and I found relief while the distant look in his eyes reflected a time when there was no such rest.

A plaque near the 36 foot long landing craft read: “Andrew Higgins is the man who won the war for us.” – President Dwight D. Eisenhower, 1964. Quite a statement considering the craft hardly looked impressive compared to the battleships and aircraft carriers I had opportunity to tour in the past.

Looking for a reason for the little boat’s significance I decided to read more while the man I brought here continued his silent ritual. It is quite a story. How Andrew Higgins a fiery Irishman who drank whiskey like a fish and built oil-prospecting wooden boats in Louisiana was certain there would be a need in the U.S. Navy for thousands of small boats once war broke out.

Higgins was equally certain steel would be in short supply so he bought the entire 1939 crop of mahogany from the Philippines and stored it in his New Orleans warehouse. For the next several years Higgins insisted the Navy didn’t “know one damn thing about small boats” until finally the War Department offered him a contract to develop his wooden landing craft. With contract in hand Higgins ultimately employed 30,000 blacks, whites, men, and women working side by side to construct thousands of the unassuming wooden crafts.

“36 marines.” My stepfather had made the circuit of the LCVP and now stood beside me. In the 20 some odd years I’ve known him this would be the only time he spoke of the war. “It was something at Iwo Jima. There were ships as far as we could see. And then,” he paused as though he heard voices from another place. “I was 23 so they made me an officer. And then I took 36 boys at a time on one of these things knowing half of them probably wouldn’t come back. It was like … like dropping those marines off at the edge of hell itself.”

That was seven years ago and not once since then have I heard him mention the matter again. As quickly as he offered me a glimpse of that other time he did what most of that generation have done, thought it better left in that place, that time.

1000 World II veterans a day leave this earth. And now Ken Ramsey, who loved and cared for my mother as well as my own father, is about to join them. A hospice care facility awaits him this coming Tuesday. And just as many of those marines his Higgins LCVP carried to the shores of Iwo Jima and Okinawa never returned it is likely he has made his last trip as well.

Thank you hardly seems adequate to say to the man who endured so much for the country he loves or to my mother who was so alone until she met him. Even so thank you Lieutenant Kenneth Ramsey USN and thank you to all of that Last Great Generation!

Other stories of war and life from my life:
The Boy Inside the Man, Faded Eyes, Our House

Who would you like to thank for their sacrifice and service? I would love to hear their story.

Celebrating the Detours of Life

image thumb3 Celebrating the Detours of Life

THE LAST TIME I managed to leave a few thoughts here I parted with a question. Maybe I did that because open ended questions are the best way to encourage interaction. More likely it was because I really wanted to know others besides me struggled with delays and detours in their pursuits of life.

Last week I listed the steps I knew I must take to continue this writing journey. I placed “Survive in this world” as number 8 when I knew it really should have come first. No matter our plans, life refuses to take a back seat. And just when you think you have all your ducks in a row, the realities of life come knocking at the door and refuse to go unheeded.

I remember the world’s oldest man (at that time) was once interviewed on the Today show some years ago. He was asked the logical question most would want to hear answered, “What is your secret to living so long?” The 119 year old man thought a moment and answered with a twinkle in his eye, “I get up every morning and try real hard not to die that day and so far that plan is going pretty well.”

It was a special moment that has replayed in my mind many times. But the truth is there was a day the plan that had worked so well for over a century failed. Just months after bringing that slice of joy to millions of viewers, the man whose name I can’t recall, was dead and gone.

But even so, he lived far longer than we are promised on a simple premise: live today to the utmost and if God gives you another day tomorrow, do the same thing again.

Now back to the question I posed last week; “Anyone care to share how their plans for life are going”? It didn’t surprise me when someone who has shared this writing journey with me for at least the last five years showed up as transparent as ever. Catrina (CAT to me) Bradley wrote of her delays and detours.

My writing journey, huh? Well, I’m not where I dreamed of being when I started down this path is all I know for sure. I’ve been in a long dry spell – motivation has left me except for brief visits. I dreamed of writing the next great break-out novel (and I still may someday) but for now I struggle to come up with an original Facebook status.

Now there’s a breath of fresh air! You mean writers, real writers, run out of ideas? Think the ones they have stink. Are sure no one else would care to read a single word they wrote should the motivation come. You mean it’s possible for someone creative, and verbal, and all the rest to sit and stare at a stupid computer and think not one of the 7 or so billion people out there would give a flying fig about anything they had to say? You bet!

Take heart CAT and everyone else like us. A multi-published and often recognized author sent me a rough draft of his next novel a couple of weeks ago. The first thing he asked me when I told him I had started reading it was, “Do you think it’s really any good? Do you think people will want to read it?” I dare say a writer who doesn’t keep on thinking that way isn’t going to be around for the long haul.

But then our intrepid responder said something that rekindled a truth that had been slowly wasting away in me: in the midst of her dry spell she saw God using her talents in unexpected ways.

I write more devotions than I had imagined. Actually, I never imagined writing them at all, but they seem to come easy for me. (When they come – a monthly deadline for a group blog helps a lot.) And poetry – I love to write poetry! Who knew? Mostly, I write all day long at work – emails and prayer requests and letters and church bulletins and newsletters – and I think I’m all worded out by the end of the day. But I’m putting all those writing tips and skills to good use – the Lord’s work!

You see CAT, you are a writer and so am I. That breakout novel someone else wrote yesterday likely will be on the sales table at Barnes and Nobles a year from now. Few novels reach celebrity status and even less become timeless. On the other hand, that email you spent time on and used the writing gifts God gave you to express a word of hope to a fellow traveler in this life may well be timeless.

My point is that detours are not always a bad thing. Some can actually save your life. Or perhaps take you down a side street you never noticed before. To places you never thought of or even knew existed. It’s what I do with the gifts God has given me in those detours of life that say more about me than when all is speeding along in the fast lane of success.

Getting Back to My Writing Roots

image thumb2 Getting Back to My Writing Roots

“Either you deal with what is the reality, or you can be sure that the reality is going to deal with you” – Alex Haley

Alex Haley’s Rootsbecame a defining moment in American culture when it won the Pulitzer Prize and aired as an Emmy Award winning TV miniseries in 1977. Though it dealt with many social issues, at its core, this was a story about family and the power that comes from being tethered to one’s beginnings. Everyone needs those times in their life when they remember from whence they came and thus consider where they are headed.

Today, I took one such mental journey to reflect on my writing roots. That led me back to something my wife dug up a few weeks ago – my first published words. It was a six line poem in our High School literary journal. Trust me; I’m doing you a favor by not printing it here. I’ll spare you the pain and boredom of what transpired over the next 35 years before I grew brave enough to give the writing itch a scratch again.

When that day came I did what everyone does when they are ready to write the next great American novel. I got an idea and started writing, and writing, and writing. I poured myself into the characters (lots of them by the way) of that story and before long typed “The End”.

The next logical step was to Google up a willing publisher and send those words off. Six weeks later that lucky “reputable” publisher sent me an impressive looking gold foiled trimmed 10 page contract via Express courier. “Your manuscript shows great promise,” said the impressively titled acquisitions editor. “We are sure that by working together, The Tokenwill be a great success.”

As I read on, my persistently multi-tasking mind scanned the pages that followed as I thought, “This writing gig isn’t hard at all.” This was great. I was going to be able to skip all those tedious books on writing, jump right into my next story idea, and call my aging mother and let her know her baby boy’s name was going to be seen on bookshelves all over the country. So much for my sister, 12 years older than me, being the mental superstar of the family.

But just as I imagined myself calling up Ted Dekker and Dean Koontz to tell them to watch their backs because a new player was in the house, the last page of the contract brought me crashing back to reality. “Please sign in all the appropriate places and include a check in the amount of $3,895.00 so we can begin the work of putting your fine novel to press as soon as possible.”

This reality check was all too indicative of that period in my life. It had been a disruptive few years, with more than one career change and what amounted to a complete emotional and spiritual meltdown. There is always a price to pay for those real stories of life.

In spite of this let down and ensuing diagnosis of Multiple Sclerosis, I told my ego and feelings to take a hike and hunkered down for another assault on this thing called writing. This time I read the books, sought some advice, and came up with a battle plan. It looked something like this:

  1. Learn the Craft
  2. Polish My Novel
  3. Find an Agent
  4. Launch my Brand
  5. Query and Send out Proposals
  6. Get Published
  7. Survive in the Real World

Next time, I’ll let you know how that plan is working out these days. For now, let just say “Survive the Real World” should have been at the top of the list.

How about you? Anyone care to share how their plans for life are going? It’s not that hard and this is a whole lot cheaper than paying for therapy. Why do you think I wrote this article?

On Lord Byron, Vampires, and Big Headed Writers

image thumb10 On Lord Byron, Vampires, and Big Headed WritersIf you run in the same Facebook circles I do, you’ve probably seen an image like this over the last few days. More than one writer, it seems, identifies with Lord Byron when he said, “If I don’t write to empty my mind I go mad.”

I understand the sentiment to a certain extent but wonder if we writers fail to understand how Byron came to say such a thing. We write from an innate drive to tell a story, to unveil a mystery, to ask big questions, and to entertain and challenge readers.

Sometimes, however, we writers have a pesky habit of getting a bit too full of ourselves. Visit the blogs and websites of various writers and you will come across impassioned and often volatile conversations about the craft of writing. To read some, one would think we are developing cures for cancer or have been called to lead readers to the promised land of “good writing.” Let me be the first to confess I have been at the front of the line for such parades at times.

There’s more to say about this later, but perhaps we should stop and think about the poet Byron and his quote a little longer before making it our brand.

Just to refresh your memory; Byron is considered to be one of the greatest poets of the last few centuries. He is also often credited with being the inspiration and impetus for the popular mythos of the vampire. Years before Bram Stoker came on the scene, John Polidori spent the summer of 1816 with Lord Byron and then wrote, The Vampyre. Most believe Poliodori used Byron as his inspiration for the pale, decadent, and aristocratic image so common in the genre.

Along with being an accomplished writer, George Gordon Byron had a number of other less worthy accomplishments. His life was marred by aristocratic decadence, debt, and numerous affairs (including it was rumored with his half-sister). Modern researchers are confident Byron was decidedly bi-polar. When he died at the age of 36, Lady Caroline Lamb remarked that the poet was “Mad, Bad, and Dangerous to Know.”

Now back to that quote, “If I don’t write to empty my mind I go mad.” We writers are prone to present our stories as the byproduct of almost uncontrollable forces. Some talk about their muse that wakes them up with a new scene for their work in progress. Stephen King offers an earthier and less Greek goddess image when he speaks of his ideas coming from “the boys in the basement”.

Don’t get me wrong; I understand fully that feeling of being overwhelmed by a story or a character. Ask my wife. It took her a while, but she finally found a way to lovingly tell me to shut up about these mental convolutions and just write for goodness sake.

At the same time, it seems the idea we are on some kind of an urgent mission to get those words out of our heads and into other people’s heads is a bit overblown. I don’t know about you but I read because I like to read. And, I write because I want to and I can.

Writing isn’t my life. As a believer in Christ how can it be? In the same way your job, hobby, family, football team, political persuasion, etc. shouldn’t be your life either. Ask yourself this; when people read your stories, observe you at work, talk with you at school, do they perceive “if you don’t do that one thing you will go mad?”

Now before you think I don’t have the same off-the-chain thoughts that come to other writers consider the following bit of prose. I jotted them down at 3 AM months ago and for the life of me I still don’t know where they came from or where they belong.


Angels whispered at the far edge of the creosote flats, the persistent hum of their wings hinting at rescue from my darkness. And then in the acrid void they grew silent. Of course they must. After all, I once killed an angel.

Your First Book

image thumb11 Your First Book1963 WAS AN AUSPICIOUSand memorable year. My second grade year was the year the U.S. Supreme Court ruled on prayer in schools, Martin Luther King gave his “I Have a Dream” speech on the Capitol steps, John F. Kennedy was assassinated, and I read my first book all the way through by myself.

To say that book is a classic is an understatement. 48 years later it resides high on a protected shelf in my study. It is worn by time and the touch of too many hands. Some of the pictures have been colored in but I never would have done such a thing. It must have been my children or their children, certainly not me.

My first book is not politically correct. There are mean men with big guns and a hero everyone makes fun of because of his ineptitude. Its binder is duct taped together and it sold in 1963 for the outrageous sum of 59 cents. A quick search on eBay reveals I could probably sell it for a 500% profit but of course it is where it will remain until passed on to a certain grandson I have in mind.

And what of the prose for this lasting piece of literature? Grab a cup of coffee or tea and savor these unforgettable words:

image thumb12 Your First BookOnce there was a cowboy. His name was Clyde.
Clyde was glad to a cowboy. But he had one wish.
He did wish he could stay on his horse.
When the horse ran, Clyde fell off this way.
When the horse walked, Clyde fell off this way.
When the horse stopped, Clyde fell off this way.
And once he fell off when the horse was standing still!

Everybody called him Clumsy Clyde.

 

Considering I started first grade on crutches I could identify with Clumsy Clyde. He nabbed those mean men with the aid of a cow named Daisy and everyone in town cheered Clyde after that. He was my hero. Against all odds Clyde made a mark for himself.

So what is the first story you ever remember reading for yourself? The one you could pull out and enjoy without the need of adult interpretation. The one that got you started on a life of curiosity and learning and exploring. Or maybe the one that made everything seem okay when the adult world made no sense.

In know some of you are going to try to impress by claiming to have read Tolkien or Lewis before you were six. Knock yourself out. But for me, that clumsy cowboy named Clyde had an adventure every bit as great as Frodo Baggins or Lucy and Aslan.

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